One of the things that I hate the most about my morning ritual is this alarm clock. But not when it first goes off. No, I understand and appreciate the need for the alarm to go off at 7:30AM, even with the vast amount of emotional distress it causes me. What I hate is when I push the snooze button then get up and go take a shower without actually turning the alarm off. Then when I get out of the shower, feeling a little bit more awake and alert, almost cheerful, and I'm greeted by the hideously abrasive BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP that never ever stops. I rush into my bedroom swearing and clutching my towel with the ultimate goal of ripping the alarm clock away from the wall, running to my back deck, whirling it above my head, then releasing it, where it should fly down the street and into the bay, never to be seen or (more importantly) HEARD ever again.
So far I've managed to control my rage by the time I reach my bedroom and just flip the little switch that turns the alarm off before stalking off to get dressed.
It's just one of those random pet peeves that drive you absolutely nuts. And on a Monday morning, it's not really a great way to start the day.
So......

Happy Monday everyone.
Thank you for the adorable, hilarious, yet poignant statement making, polar bear.
ReplyDeleteDreams about Dean. I have so been there. Do not be ashamed. :) Sometimes I even dream about both...*cough*
ReplyDeleteI hate mondays.
http://www.geek.com/review-clocky-mobile-alarm-clock/
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should get one of these. At least it sounds like R2D2 having a nervous breakdown :)