Q. So if someone hands you a coil of razor wire, a latex glove, and a handful of nails and says, "hey, chew on this for an hour", where are you?
A. The dentist's office!
Okay, so they don't actually give you razor wire and nails, but damn that's what my mouth feels like when they're finished. So I go through all of that, then the dentist comes in, glances inside my mouth for about two and a half seconds, and tells me that I take perfect care of my teeth - they're fantastic. Oh, and remember to get those wisdoms removed before you're twenty-five!
Thanks, man. Thanks.
I liked your dentist analogy. I think when I go in I'll have to add jackhammer to it though. Glad you stopped by for lunch. It always makes my day a better one :)
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